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[ღRedwoodღ]

Fun stuff to do on an elavator^^
1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
3. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
6. Meow occasionally.
7. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
8. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
9. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
10. Say "Ding" at each floor.
11. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
12. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
15. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
16. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
20. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
21. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
22. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
23. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
24. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
25. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
26. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
27. Start a sing-along.
28. Do Tai Chi exercises
29. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
30. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

[Stella]

ummm i'm lost for words at that

[ღRedwoodღ]

do you tink it's funny? ;D

[ღRedwoodღ]

Some more of them, But some are the same thing...

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'

4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!'

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'

[ღRedwoodღ]

1) Get in the elevator.
2) Decide which floor you want to go to.
3) Extend both index fingers.
4) Press the button for the floor that you want to go to, and the door close button at the same time, and hold them down for five seconds.
5) Laugh at all of the people that are waiting on an elevator while you go right past them.

[Stella]

ok funny yet so wierd on so many levels

[ღRedwoodღ]

I just reached the top ;D

[Stella]

good for you

[lovestogallop]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ÛžBeachbaby411Ûž]

lol

[Dewstar]

the sad thing is..i've actually done these:

3. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
10. Say "Ding" at each floor.
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
23. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
26. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!" (This leaves you standing in a corner by yourself..good way to get space)
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
41. Bring a chair along

They are actually pretty funny to do..it takes a lot not to laugh whilst your in the process of doing it...the best place to do these is in a crowded mall

[ღRedwoodღ]

I've done half at the mall. The people laugh so hard they cried. I kept a straight face by some miracle!

[Dewstar]

I came so close to breaking down and laughing...

[Dewstar]

Here's some funny things:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.


20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run into the toy section.Grab a smaller kids arm and yell whilst running"hurry robin to the batcave"

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

[Aviva]

lol

[Dewstar]

those are funny things to do in walmart

[Stella]

sometimes i wonder...

[ÛžBeachbaby411Ûž]

SOMETIMES I wonder all the time...